Motherhood Comes Naturally (and Other Vicious Lies)

From the New York Times bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and the wildly popular blog ScaryMommy, a hilarious new essay collection that exposes the vicious lies that every parent is told.Newly pregnant and scared out of her mind, Jill Smokler lay on her gynecologist s examination table and was told the biggest lie she d ever heard in her life MotheFrom the New York Times bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and the wildly popular blog ScaryMommy, a hilarious new essay collection that exposes the vicious lies that every parent is told.Newly pregnant and scared out of her mind, Jill Smokler lay on her gynecologist s examination table and was told the biggest lie she d ever heard in her life Motherhood is the most natural thing in the world Instead of quelling her nerves like that well intentioned nurse hoped to, Jill was instead set up for future of questioning exactly what DNA strand she was missing that made the whole motherhood experience feel less than natural to her Wonderful Yes Miraculous Of course Worthwhile Without a doubt But natural Not so much Jill s first memoir, the New York Times bestseller Confessions of a Scary Mommy, rocketed to national fame with its down and dirty details about life with her three precious bundles of joy Now Jill returns with all new essays debunking than twenty pervasive myths about motherhood She s here to give you what few others will dare The truth.
Motherhood Comes Naturally and Other Vicious Lies From the New York Times bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and the wildly popular blog ScaryMommy a hilarious new essay collection that exposes the vicious lies that every parent is t

  • Title: Motherhood Comes Naturally (and Other Vicious Lies)
  • Author: Jill Smokler
  • ISBN: 9781476728346
  • Page: 274
  • Format: Hardcover
  • Motherhood Comes Naturally and Other Vicious Lies Jill Motherhood Comes Naturally and Other Vicious Lies Jill Smokler on FREE shipping on qualifying offers From the New York Times bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and the wildly popular blog ScaryMommy Naturally Glam Where being GLAM comes naturally Where being GLAM comes naturally The Art of Cool Festival celebrates its th Anniversary on September , in downtown Durham. Buy Baby Toys, Games Dolls Online Motherhood Offering toys that are not only fun but educational, Motherhood brings you the best brands such as Fisher Price and LeapFrog ensuring you only the best quality of toys for your kids. Celebrating Motherhood The girls have all done lots of growing I wish I could fully describe the balance between these four sisters Each one waking up to her own self and trying to find out where they fit in this great big world. Celebrating Motherhood The art of being beautiful that are built right just get beautiful with the years. Surprising Things About Parenting in Iceland A Cup of Jo Our next Motherhood Around the World post features Mary Frances Davidson, who lives with her six year old daughter and five year old son in Reykjavik She works for the United Nations University Fisheries Training Program Here, she talks about mischievous elves, swim lessons for How Getting Rid of My Stuff Saved My Motherhood The Ask your daughter, depending on how old she is to answer, if it s something she wants to save out of kids dont put the same level of sentimental value on things, so they don t care if you save it or not. motherhood right now Love TazaLove Taza Pregnancy is so hard And then when you re not pregnant, you see pregnant mamas and miss being pregnant so much Even though you also remember the sleepless nights and leg cramps and aches and food issues and throwing up. Swedish Government Passes New Law Giving Full Support To Assisted reproduction, like artificial insemination, has been an option for couples in Sweden for some time On Friday, a new law came into force that gives single women the same right Feminist crowds are cheering that voluntary single motherhood will now likely become common in Sweden. How Much Should You Spend on Groceries Chart of Average All of a sudden I was no longer just a mom trying to save money on groceries to get out of debt faster.In a moment, there were two camps of Facebookers entrenched on either side of my parenting decision.

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    1. I like the idea of this book, pointing out the flaws and hardships of motherhood in a humorous way. However, the author is very vulgar, which normally I don't have a problem with, but some of the ways she used her vulgarities didn't quite resonate well with me. After awhile it just seems like a lot of complaining.

    2. Laugh-out-loud funny. Seriously.Some of Jill's statements may make you clutch your pearls and think "no, you can't say that!"but then you think, "but that shit is kinda accurate". LOLHands-on aunts will feel a lot of these points hit home as well.Jill finds a way to touch on all those things the rest of us wonder about, but dare not say out loud.I mean, seriously, why IS Caillou bald? And where the hell ARE Max and Ruby's parents anyway? And NO, I don't like that 7 year old, jerk who was mean to [...]

    3. Absolutely hysterical. You have to have a dry sense of humor and not take everything in it totally seriously. I laughed until I cried at all of her comments about raising kids and husbands. While I do not agree with everything she said, there is certainly a lot of humor in all of it. Just be honest with yourself as you're reading it, you probably have thought of 99% of what she actually said.

    4. I couldn't even finish this book. I do admit there were SOME funny parts in the beginning, but it just seemed like a lot of bit*hing, moaning and complaining and I think that sucks. Believe me, as a mom of 3, there are many stressful, annoying days but to bit*h for an entire book??? I think she needs a shrinkd a hobby that does not include putting a pen to paper.

    5. I don't often snort-out-loud when reading books, but I think my husband thought I was having a seizure or something when I was reading this b/c I couldn't shut up. This book is just so much darn fun, and the perfect read for crazed, overwhelmed mommies who just need a break while sifting through all the lies the world is dishing out!

    6. I loved this second book as much if not more than the first! I read it at the perfect time, too- a week where I was feeling less than successful as a Mom. Thanks to Jill and the Scary Mommy Nation for showing me, once again, that I am not the only one.

    7. More confessions from my favorite Scary Mommy, including new essays as well as confessions from other moms posted on her blog. Laughed my face off.

    8. Thoroughly enjoyed.Picked this one up from bookoutlet for an amazing price, and just couldn't resist.I find some Scary Mommy stuff falls flat, but other really good and enjoyable.This one definitely hit the mark!!As a mom to an 8-year-old boy, and the care provider of an 8-month-old - there was definitely a ot of humour to be found between these pages :)Highly recommended, especially for fellow Moms!

    9. Synopsis: "Newly pregnant and scared out of her mind, Jill Smokler lay on her gynecologists examination table and was told the biggest lie shed ever heard in her life: Motherhood is the most natural thing in the world.Instead of quelling her nerves like that well intentioned nurse hoped to, Jill was instead set up for future of questioning exactly what DNA strand she was missing that made the whole motherhood experience feel less than natural to her. Wonderful? Yes. Miraculous? Of course. Worthw [...]

    10. Motherhood comes naturally addresses numerous "lies" that we, as mothers are told. Being a SAHM to three kids age 5 and under, I figured I would totally be able to relate to this book and find humor in it. Well, that was sort of true. It was partly humorous, and many of the essays were relatable, but they were also full of f-bombs and other language that I don't use, and frankly find very off-putting. I would have added another star to the review if I hadn't had to wade through so much vulgar la [...]

    11. If you know what it's like to always have food-stained shirts, spare children's underwear or diapers in your purse, and you can't remember the last time you got to use the bathroom by yourself, the chances are great that you will find something to relate to in the pages of Motherhood Comes Naturally.Just as she does on her "Scary Mommy" blog, Jill Smokler uses humor to expose many of the lies embedded in the common idioms about motherhood, all the while highlighting the everyday hilarity that ex [...]

    12. I love Jill Smokler's blog. It gave me a place to see that I was not alone in so many of my thoughts during pregnancy and this wild ride of having a child. Unfortunately, I didn't love this book or the previous one nearly as much as the blog itself. There were a lot of funny one-liners and things that made you think "wow, that's exactly what it's like." There was also a lot I couldn't relate to because I never went through the girlfriends and party and being super self-absorbed phase. (I can't t [...]

    13. I LOVED This book. This was the sequel to Scary Mommy and this one might be funnier than the first. I caught myself laughing out loud and completely relating to this MOther's take on Motherhood. These are the kind of books that you find youself unconsciouly nodding agreement with her take on certain issues concerning Motherhood. Laughing out loud and shedding a tear at some of our Motherhood Struggles.This book is the kind you read and find yourself comforted in the fact that your not alone. All [...]

    14. Fast & funny, this book had me laughing out loud A LOT. It's based on all the little white lies mothers tell other mothers, starting with how motherhood comes naturally. Sure, it may for some people, but certainly not everyone - myself included. Other lies include "having kids keeps you young", "you'll get more sleep with they're older", "the parent is in charge" (yeah right, just take your kid on an airplane and you'll figure out really fast who is actually in charge), "pets make children m [...]

    15. I put this genre firmly in the guilty-reading category, since it's designed to normalize those thoughts and emotions I'm really not particularly proud of (which isn't necessarily a good thing). But this one really resonated with me just now. Maybe because the author also had children at a similar spacing to mine, but her description of all the least savory parts of life with a toddler + baby were hilarious in their accuracy (ignoring the baby in order to play with the toddler; fantasizing about [...]

    16. Oh, my goodness, I laughed so much at this book! I started reading it in the library while my 4 kids played Minecraft on the computers, and I got funny looks from people because I kept snort-giggling at lines like "Is there any greater act of parental treason than gifting somebody else's kids with a goldfish?" Yes, the author has a potty-mouth, but, frankly, if raising kids (especially a LOT of kids) has never made you want to swear, well, then I don't know you or anyone like you! Some of the th [...]

    17. This book was laugh-out-loud funny! Yes, there was some colourful language in it, but who among us doesn't at least think colourfully when dealing with our spirited children at one time or another? I absolutely loved Jill's sense of humour and she made me feel not quite so alone in the "I have a crazy child who I sometimes want to rent out for a weekend of silence" world of motherhood. Thank you, Jill! You made my night. I'll certainly be gifting a copy of this to my expectant sister so she's we [...]

    18. This book had me laughing so hard, my sides hurt for days. If someone had told me the truths of motherhood, I'm pretty sure I'd be terrified of having kids! Everything Jill Smokler mentions in this book is pretty much dead on. We all love our children, we all would die for our children. but that doesn't mean we won't enjoy embarrassing them in front of other people along the way! Jill Smokler is brave enough to voice what most of us mothers have all thought about, at least once! A must read, fo [...]

    19. The only downside to this book is it only took a few days to read. I had hoped it would go on forever! I have one toddler so for anyone who has more than one child, hats off to ya. I needed a book like this to make me laugh about motherhood when lately all I want to do is beat my head against the wall. Yes, there is "potty language" in it, but that just makes it funnier IMO. If you can't handle grown up language, then don't read it, plain and simple. I found myself laughing out loud more often t [...]

    20. This book was funny but again just not my style. Sure I swear like a sailor sometimes. I swear in front of my kids and even under my breath. But this is an occasional occurrence and not one I am particularly proud of. Therefore, reading this book was a bit jarring.I believe curse words are important and meaningful when used on occasion, in the right context, and with the right audience. One of my favorite quotes is from Tina Fey in a GQ interview where she says toddlers are total d-bags. But usi [...]

    21. I loved this book. Jill puts into words all the things that we are thinking. Who REALLY said that a child makes your marriage stronger? How the heck is that even supposed to work? You have less time for yourself and less time for your spousee only person you have time for is the child!!! This is such an easy read that you can read a chapter or two any time you get a few minutes. It's even get fun little things to read between each chapter. And don't forget all the confessionsose are GREAT!!!!

    22. Like a lot of other blog-to-books, this feels a little bit like a novelty read, that is, there isn't a lot of substance. But it is funny, short (a bonus for busy moms!) and refreshing in that "good to know I'm not alone!" kind of way. This book would make a great baby shower gift for expectant mothers (at least the ones who don't get offended by a little profanity and who appreciate brutal honesty).

    23. Really enjoyed this one. It took like 5 minutes to read,and was incredibly relatable. It was sorta like having coffee with your really good friend who just needs to let off a little steam. And as you sit back and listen, and sip your coffee, you find yourself nodding along saying "Yes! Yes, that's EXACTLY how it is!"

    24. I LOVE Scary Mommy!! Much like Confessions of a Scary Mommy, Jill Smokler's first book, this is laugh-out-loud funny. It is broken down perfectly with each "lie" having its own chapter and each chapter only being maybe 2-3 pages. This makes it the perfect bathroom read because, let's face it, someone is outside the door saying "Mommy?!" after one page anyway! ;)

    25. Loved it!! Laughed and laughed until the tears streamed down my face and my husband and son questionned my sanity. Such a comfort that others feel the same way. I have a 14 year old son and even after all these years removed from the baby and toddler years, this book still resonated strongly with me!

    26. I loved this author. She makes me laugh out loud. This book was no exception. It makes you laugh, smile, cringemetimes all simultaneously. Just a good, quick read. Oh, only if you have or know kids.

    27. All women need to read this book. If you have a child- reading this book lets you know that you are not alone. If you are expecting a child soon- this book lets you know what to expect. If you are on the fence about having kids- this book doesn't hold back. A must (honest) read for anyone.

    28. read it in one sitting (if you don't count toddler interruptions). I'd recommend it to other moms; it's an amusing, fast read that won't end up sitting on your never-ending pile of "stuff to do when you have time (i.e never)".

    29. Very funny read that is easy to relate to! I think I may have liked the first one, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, just a tad bit better, but I really enjoyed both of them because of their humor and honesty. Highly recommended! I'm hoping for another book from Jill Smokler!

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